9/11 conspiracy theory?

Iam a LIBERAL DEMOCRAT. I believe 9/11 was an inside job. I also believe in bigfoot. I have seen him. I have been abducted by aliens. They did surgery on me in their mother ship. After they were done they landed at area 51 and dropped me off. At that time Bill Clinton was there and he was talking to Osama Bin Laden. Who by the way is living in area 51. Trust me I have seen him there. By the way don't forget to vote DEMOCRAT!